January 2011
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Ode to a Repaired Computer
Thou now unmar’d book of metal,
Thou blessed union of form and function,
Titanium historian, returned from service
To whom you were sent from expert deduction
By a Genius most wise and sagacious;
What now hath fate planned for thee?
What changes upon you wrought?
By what men or gods were you fixed?
What adventures await? What tales to be told?
What sweet...
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Satanic-O’s, the cereal for kids, designed by sadistic parents! The chrunchy pentagram shaped cereal bits are guaranteed to cut up the inside of their mouths, while the lime powdered-laced sugar will keep them crying for more. Teach your kids proper habits through passive-aggressive guilt methods with the only cereal endorsed by the Vatican. Satanic-O’s are habit-forming and mildly...